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Tuesday, July 29, 2003
I'm sure that OSL Greek Advisor Durein cringes every time he reads Columnist Guthrie's work. Here you spend half a career trying to convince the world that the Frat Boy stereotype of the drunk, shallow 'playa' is a media myth, and someone like Mr. Guthrie comes along. A column trying to convince girls to have more sex with guys? Trying to shoehorn it into 'Sexual Liberation' instead of a transparent ploy to get more ladies? Not a very high opinion of women...
I know this much because they call us sluts as well, and it's almost always because we're hooking up with another girl instead of them. Here's Mr. Guthrie's Xanga Journal. (Courtesy of Calstuff Correspondant AMA.) Mr. Guthrie on Asians: It's a frat...so unplug the rice cooker, put RISK away, stop watching Dragon Ball Z & Family Guy and hook up with some girls for a changedMr. Guthrie on Berkeley's female population: When you go to a bar around Berkeley you might run into a few per night, and a good amount of them are only hot in contrast to the dispersion of beasts throughout the place.Mr. Guthrie on the Overweight: In one of the bars I stepped on some fat bitch's foot and she yells "you stepped on all five of my toes!". Fuckin fat slut...if she didn't take up so much space I wouldn't have had so much trouble getting by her size 15 waist, and her five fat ass toes wouldn't have gotten stepped on. So anyway some fat dude she's with says "want me to step on all five of his?" I was already drunk and in belligerence mode so before he could even try I hit him upside the head and told him to bring it. He barely even said shit back. I don't even want to know how much of a pussy he felt like later that night when he was sitting around eating his cheese fries thinking about how he got punked by a dude who probably weighed 60 pounds less than him. Whatever though he asked for it.Mr. Guthrie and senses of humor: Email This Post! |
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