Marching Orders Watch

A new feature for everyone out there: the Editorial Page of the Daily Planet is typically literate, but also extremely predictable. Here's the concept: whenever a letter includes the four words 'Oil,' 'Corporate,' 'Profits' and 'Bush,' it gets on the list. 2 bonus points for whenever a letter has something 'in gratuitous quotations,' or calls Afghans 'Afghanis.'

Four bonus points for the reciting of any one of the following questionable citations:
1. Bush gave $200 million to the Taliban for drug eradication efforts
2. 3700 Afghan Civilians have died
3. The vicious Afghan winter

Keep your eyes open!
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