**Calstuff Folds under pressure!**
Relentless nagging of Smoking Bear takes toll

Calstuff Editor-in-Chief Kevin Deenihan announced on Monday that his party, APPLE, will begin adding blocks of text to their flyers explaining how the claims were accomplished. He credited local blog Smoking Bear with the change.

'I don't think what we're doing right now is unethical, or even important,' said Deenihan, 'Certainly the way Student Action has gotten slammed proves that the current monitoring system works. And no one is being 'deceived.' But sure, we'll add blocks of texts. Doesn't hurt us, could conceivably help students.'

Deenihan went on to threaten Smoking Bear for his snotty sense of moral superiority. 'I kill you, bitch! You mess with APPLE, you die!'

He was then restrained by friends.

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