**FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE***
**CALSTUFF ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR SENATE/AAVP**

Kevin Deenihan, Founder and Editor-in-Chief of marginally useful Berkeley Blog Calstuff, announced his intention to run for both Senate and Academic Affairs Vice President yesterday. Deenihan will be running on the Squelch ticket as Kevin 'Batman' Deenihan.

'I intend to present myself as the candidate for all ethnicities,' remarked the playfully handsome Deenihan, 'for instance, many candidates claim to represent Asian Girls, but only I know all the names of the Sanrio 'Hello Kitty' characters. A percentage of my family is from Pakistan, India, China, Korea, the Phillipines, Russia, Israel, America, and Ireland. I'm also a practicing Catholic, Muslim, Christian, Jew, Asian Christian, and Agnostic.'

Said the intelligent yet modest Kevin, 'I'll be running on a platform of winning the election. Towards that end, I'll be leveraging my vast support in the 2418 Dwight district and widespread name recognition among Packy and Shauna Deenihan.'

Pledging to run an honest campaign against his worthy opponent, Tony Falcone, Deenihan announced 'Skullfuck Tony. Fuck him dead. I'm going to win this thing, and anyone standing in my way shall be crushed.'

Anyone wishing to donate to Campaign Deenihan 2002 can contribute at the tipbox on the left. Visit the website of Kevin's idol for more information on him.

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