THE MYSTERY OF JOAN: Joan SAPPLESERVE is a bit miffed I changed the description of her CalASUC site to 'Student Action's Blogger.' Mostly because it implies she's toeing the party line.

Actually, it's more because I'm trying to figure out who she is. (And I should clarify: I don't even know if Joan is a she.) All I know so far is that she's in Student Action, and relatively high up inside their organization.

Here's what we know:

1. Knows that I wrote under the name 'Anna Poole' for the California Patriot. Significance: Not common knowledge at all. Not very hard to find out, but means she reads the Patriot and knows people who know my SECRET IDENTITY. I'm sure every Senator and Executive knows this, and probably a very limited number of Eshleman people.

2. Paid close attention to One Campus event this Tuesday. Significance: has sources inside the Office of the President.

3. Knows all about what happened with Bret Heilig last year. Significance: at least a Sophomore.

4. This quote: 'While to the outsider it might appear that Student Action is a monolith, there is really a great degree of internal disagreement on most issues. However, Student Action tends to solve those problems in house rather than blabbering about their differences to the outside world.' Significance: Virtually admits that Joan is privy to inside SA disagreements.

Kevin's Picks for 'Who is Joan SAPPLESERVE:'
1. Tony Falcone
2. Brooke Rowland
3. Little known SA insider
4. Alex Kipnis

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