The Great Sex on Tuesday hunt continues. The greatest problem now is that while there's plenty of girls who can write, and plenty of girls who have lots of weird sex, I have yet to find someone who embodies both attributes in one feminine package.

And don't talk to me of a possible 'male Sex on Tuesday columnist.' That's pure madness. I point to the only SOT columnist in the past two years, who lasted one single column before getting fired. He advised women to brush their teeth before blowjobs, which is pretty much the last thing you should do. (Breaks the gums, causes slight bleeding, increasing chances of infection.) So he was out.

In other news, Blogworld has been absolutely dead for the past four days, as the Daily Cal's hiatus hits everyone hard. Is this the beginning of Calstuff's long-anticipated Great Berkeley Blogger Purge, as the 18 or so currently existing are whittled to a more manageable number? Entirely possible... we'll see who survives the summer.Email This Post!