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Friday, June 14, 2002
Salar Jahedi writes a column today advising parents to beat their children.
Why? Because they cry! And it irritates him! Him, Mr. Salar Jahedi, who must not be annoyed when he stands in line for Safeway! Beat the shit out those kiddies. Fuck 'em up good. Remember the old poem: if you don't hit your toddler, you're just a lousy coddler. Then right after he writes about Or the fear I felt in a car ride home when my father once said, "Remind me to beat your rump as soon as we get in," and the terror when he actually took off his 45-inch belt and ordered me to take down my pants.he concludes But I learned fast. And so did my siblings. No, I couldn't always have that candy bar or stay up late, and my parents would let me know it.Good thing Salar is around to debunk all those child-care 'experts,' with their 'scientific studies' and 'years of training in childcare programs.' Pay no attention! Mr. Jahedi is the only true expert. Why? Because he was beaten as a child. Email This Post! |
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