The Squelch was recently approached by a Publishing company putting together some sort of College Humor collection. We're supposed to send them 15 or so of the funniest articles ever to run in the Squelch.

Here's my list:

My Penis is Comparable to Big Thunder Mountain
http://www.squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=1721193087

Chad Voted Most Popular West African Nation
http://www.squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=-610516909

Security Issues Abound at Cookie Monster's Site
http://www.squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=313328549

The Adventures of Ishi, Last of His Tribe
http://www.squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=625831077

Hondas and Honeys
http://www.squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=-1115534629

I am the Brass Ring
http://www.squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=652455914

Weekend at Cheney's
http://www.squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=-1716947629

U.S. Withdraws Support for Israeli Baby-Killing
http://www.squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=716288843

Plea of “No Sprouts” Unheeded by Mustachioed Devil-Bitch
http://www.squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=-129801342

Humiliating Happenstances!
http://www.squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=973178189

Student Inadventently Sculpts, Eats 8 Inch Penis
http://www.squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=963650002

The Trials of a Female Science Major
http://www.squelched.com/detail.cfm?num=1944033398

What it Was, Was Clubbing
http://www.fuzzydice.com/~holohan/squelch/club.html

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