DEVORA'S GONE!

Yes, the infamous Editor-in-Chief of the Daily Planet, source of endless jokes and the occasional libel action, has parted ways with Berkeley. No word yet on what the final straw was; misspelling Kriss Worthington's name for the thirtieth time? The Publishers actually read the paper? I'm confident Seven Days in the East Bay Express will have the inside scoop.

Berkeley's high and mighty seem glad to finally get the chance to savage her without fear of reprisal.

"I never really knew (Walker), but there have been some pretty dreadful editing errors on a regular basis. Someone must have decided it just wasn't acceptable," said Councilmember Polly Armstrong.

Kriss gets a wonderful quote in, for which he deserves cookies and ice cream.

"Daily Planet comments have been the subject of much comedy around town," Worthington said. "On top of spelling my name wrong, they've printed the same letter to the editor three times now. I believe in recycling, but they must have more letters than that."

Gifts to the Ms. Devora Walker Memorial Fund can be sent care of Andy Kats and Chris Worthington, 1453 Martine Luthar Kinge Bowlevard, Barkeley, USB.


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