If you're on campus at 5:30, make sure to see expensive ASUC boondoggle 'Ocean's Eleven' outside on Lower Sproul. Yes, outside! On the cold, cold ground! On Lower Sproul, where no one ever walks! This in the middle of a budget crisis.

I'm truly amazed at this idea. Some intern must've sat down and said 'Hey, you know what'd be fun? Sitting outside on the dirty ground in the cold and watching a mediocre movie we've all already seen.'

All this despite knowing that everyone enjoys going to see flicks in Wheeler Hall, with a larger screen, climate control, and comfortable seats. Plus they have better movies. In fact, they must've been thinking 'Lets do something like the Wheeler movies, only with NOVELTY VALUE!'

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