Kevin D's Squelch! Platform:

1. Replace sixth floor of Eshleman with Kidstown, USA... only with more booze.
2. Revolutionize Senate by making seating alphabetical.
3. Replace immature Senators with older, more mature versions of themselves.
4. Continue Exec VP tradition of abandoning web-based projects.
5. Blow up Eshleman Hall metaphorically, by cutting student fees
6. Trapdoors underneath Senate Seats.
7. Get a small blurb at the end of a larger article in the Daily Cal for my Executive VP run.
8. Stop the stupid columnists from writing 700 words about themselves.

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