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Friday, June 13, 2003
This visit smacks heavily of Potemkin Village. Reviewing old seismic plans and the happy new buildings is the least productive thing the Regents can do on this campus; those plans were decided ages ago and implementation is the only step remaining.
Here's what I'd have them do: start the day walking down Telegraph. Dress a few up as young Freshman girls so they can get harassed. From there, walk through Eshleman Hall and watch the building sway in the breeze, then stand in Lower Sproul and play football in the lonely, windy expanse. After Lower Sproul it's up to Evans, where the Chancellor can show where our high suicide rate got started, then over to Campbell Hall to see some of those hugely long Advising lines for themselves. Circle up and around to Memorial Stadium, where they can take turns epoxying over the cracks caused by drift. End the tour in a Unit 3 triple, where they can study up on housing issues while loud music blares from rooms on either sides.Email This Post! |
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