The brand new Squelch is out.

Special credit for this issue must go to Graphics Editor Rebecca C Brown for putting in by far the lion's share of the work. When the rest of us were sick, flaky, or at band camp, she was there.

Notes: the Cover was taken in Leconte, and that's a picture of former Elections Chair Tommaso Sciortino. He was actually wearing black briefs for the shot; they were digitally removed and a tiny fleck of pubic hair carefully photoshopped in. The Back Cover is a parody of People magazine. I wrote two articles, three newsflashes, and the small text. (The text underneath the staff box = small text.) See if you can guess which of my newsflashes went under a pseudonym.

The first meeting of the year is Wednesday at 7 in, I think, 109 Wheeler. Don't take my word for that until later today when I've had a chance to check.

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