Another Death On Campus

Reports are trickling in from CalJunket's Rebecca, Beetle Beat, and other sources that a dead body has been found in the Eucalyptus Grove by VLSB. While details have been tricky to come by, word on the street is that this may have been a student, and that a rope noose and pills were found nearby.

Note that this is all very preliminary information.

If this is another student death, it will be the third in the past 30 days. I guess at a certain point you have to acknowledge to the public relations departments for keeping a pretty tight lid on this growing trend.Email This Post!