Go Read Rebecca's Column
Click the link, and when you're done, you can wander back here. Seriously, I'll just be chilling while you go read the funniest shit ever. All done with that? (If you just kept reading without skipping over there to read the column, this is your last chance.) Here is a snippet of her interview with ASUC insider Lisha Meybovich:

RCB: If I’m on my way to class and some fellatio starts aggressively shilling herself to me, how should I react?

LM: Ask her why she is running for the position. Don’t ask what she wants to do in the ASUC, because that will change. It’s the motivation behind the campaign that indicates the true character of the candidate.

RCB: I was hoping you’d say pepper spray. Anyhow, if you could do it all over again, what would your campaign slogan be?

LM: Lisha Meybovich: A chicken in every pot, and a cock in every ass.

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