Harrassed Anti-ASUC Students; Saturday the Tables Will Turn
I've heard from plenty of students who don't appreciate the constant flyering/chalking and pestering candidates that accompanies election season (with the exception of SQUELCH!, which brought nothing but hilarity and good will to students across the entire campus, except for the Indians, of course). And if any of you election haters feel like being vindictive, then this event will be an excellent opportunity. (I, of course, could not condone shredding some of the ubiquitous campaign flyers and tossing the confetti in front of ASUC candidates as they wander about the campus picking up their detritus) :

Per the ASUC Election Bylaws, the mandatory election clean-up day is this Saturday, April 9th.

Failure to participate will result in one indidual candidate censure. The crew will be meeting at the north side of Eshleman Hall (adjacent to Lower Sproul) at 9:30am. If you cannot be there, you may avoid receiving a censure by sending a "proxy" to clean-up in your place. The Elections Council will hand out trash bags, assign teams and locations, and wait for you to return with the trash. A proxy may complete clean up duties for more than one candidate; he or she will simply need to complete one assignment per candidate.

I'm totally going to be there doing my part to help clean up all the ASUC election crap.
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